I know you and I have had our differences in the past, but I'm man enough to admit that it's mostly because you're a puerile little prick with nothing better to do than go around shaking the trees to see what you can knock loose.
I forgive you for calling me the "one of the biggest con men on this site" even though it is pretty much a non-issue since you're such a pussy that you never even tried to come up with one of your stupid anecdotal stories about it, no matter how much I flamed you and your buddy King Pong in the wake of it.
As a gesture of my neutralwill I want to recommend a strategy to you for bringing many of your problems to an end, right here in 2003. No, no, put down the .44 ... I'm sure that no one wants to see you dead worse than you do, with the notable exception of myself and a few hundred other people here at the Rx, but offing yourself is an option for later, if this doesn't work.
What you need to do is the following:
1) Stop trying to find good cappers to coat-tail. What you need to do is find someone with that certain, special, railbirdian quality to his posts and just fade, fade, fade.
2) Make at least $ 50,000.00 on your plays.
3) Visit you buddy King Pong in the beautiful, smog-coated, superficial, overpriced Revelations Theme Park that is Southern California.
4) While you are there, check out Reliable Marriages, where for $50k a year you can rent a wife who is guaranteed to satisfy or your money back, and when it's over there's no alimony etc. to worry about. Hell, I'm considering it myself, being somewhat of a career divorcer.
Seriously now -- with some good square fading you could raise 50 dimes in no time; King Pong might even be able to get some of his Hollywood buddies like Vince van Patten and Bob Denver to chip in sympathy funds once they get a look at you (5'4", 240-270, bald on top, red ponytail, sweet smile. Sounds like a Special Olympics shotput champ to me ...) And with a guaranteed-to-please woman in your life you could probably turn all kinds of things around, maybe find meaning in things other than posting at the Rx, which would inarguably make both your life and ours better.
I think this is worth a shot, JJ. I am behind you 100% on this, as long as I am upwind from you at the time.
Go for it dude!
Phaedrus
I forgive you for calling me the "one of the biggest con men on this site" even though it is pretty much a non-issue since you're such a pussy that you never even tried to come up with one of your stupid anecdotal stories about it, no matter how much I flamed you and your buddy King Pong in the wake of it.
As a gesture of my neutralwill I want to recommend a strategy to you for bringing many of your problems to an end, right here in 2003. No, no, put down the .44 ... I'm sure that no one wants to see you dead worse than you do, with the notable exception of myself and a few hundred other people here at the Rx, but offing yourself is an option for later, if this doesn't work.
What you need to do is the following:
1) Stop trying to find good cappers to coat-tail. What you need to do is find someone with that certain, special, railbirdian quality to his posts and just fade, fade, fade.
2) Make at least $ 50,000.00 on your plays.
3) Visit you buddy King Pong in the beautiful, smog-coated, superficial, overpriced Revelations Theme Park that is Southern California.
4) While you are there, check out Reliable Marriages, where for $50k a year you can rent a wife who is guaranteed to satisfy or your money back, and when it's over there's no alimony etc. to worry about. Hell, I'm considering it myself, being somewhat of a career divorcer.
Seriously now -- with some good square fading you could raise 50 dimes in no time; King Pong might even be able to get some of his Hollywood buddies like Vince van Patten and Bob Denver to chip in sympathy funds once they get a look at you (5'4", 240-270, bald on top, red ponytail, sweet smile. Sounds like a Special Olympics shotput champ to me ...) And with a guaranteed-to-please woman in your life you could probably turn all kinds of things around, maybe find meaning in things other than posting at the Rx, which would inarguably make both your life and ours better.
I think this is worth a shot, JJ. I am behind you 100% on this, as long as I am upwind from you at the time.
Phaedrus
